Over the years we have offended many people. This is the result of our brutal, tell-it-like-it-is approach to video game journalism. One of the many groups of people who we have annoyed is the otaku crowd, aka those anime-watching, cosplay-wearing freaks.

We've come to realize that the typical otaku also plays video games, and therefore would benefit from visiting Gamesuck more often. In order to mend fences with these admirers of Japanese culture, we've put together a review wrap-up of this year's "best" games in haiku-format! Please enjoy the insightfulness of our poetry...