Our very first story written and submitted by a reader. It's a little crude, but we feel the author shows potential:

BY LORD VOMITUS

HEY I DONT WORK FOR THIS SITE BUT I WRITE A STORY K CAUSE YOU DONT UPDATE THE ALL CAPS IS BECAUSE WHAT I SAY IS IMPORTANT AND SO YOU LISTEN LISTEN TO MY STORY K I DONT USE PUNCUATION SO IT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I DONT LIEK SCHOOL CAUSE PEOPLE WHO LIKE SCHOOL ARE GAY HA HAHAH JUST KIDDING ALL YOU GAY FANBOYS CRY CAUSE NINTENDO IS OUT OF BUISNESS THEY LOOSE SO MUCH MONEY TO XBOX AND XBOX ISNT NOT AS GOOD AS PS2 THAT I OWN!!! HAHAHA WHAT YOU SAY I A PS2 FANBOY K THERES NO SUCH THING CAUSE ITS SOOOO POPULAR LOOK AT THE GAMES AE2 BGDA2 CLOI MGS2 SH3 SCM GTAVC THUG O2SD MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERES LIEK WHAT 2 GAMES ON GAYCUBE AND THEY MADE ZELDA KIDDY

DONT BELEIVE ME THEN WHY DID NINTENDO SAY NEW NINTENDO IS DELAYED ITS CAUSE THEY DONT WANT FANBOYS TO GET MAD AT CANCELED SYSTEM AND NOT BUY GAYCUBE PERIFERALS I DONT KNOW WHY THEY EVEN WANT TO RELEASE NEW SYSTEM ANYWAYS CAUSE YOU KNOW PS3 IS GONNA BE HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! PS3 HAS ALREADY WON AND IT NOT EVEN RELEASED TILL LIKE 2004 OR SOMETING AT LEAST IN JAPAN

PS3 HAS LIEK HARDRIVES AND PLAYS OLD GAMES AND USES OLD STUFF AND CONNECTIVITY HAHA THAT REMIND ME OF NINTENDO ONLINE PLANS LET ME THINK K OH YA HA HAHA PLUG GAYBOY INTO GAYCUBE AND PLAY PACMAN HAHAHAHA I ASKED MY DAD WHAT A PACMAN IS ANY GOOD AND HE SAY NO AND HE WAS ALIVE IN THE 1953S WHEN PAMAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE POPULAR MY DAD IS COOL CAUSE HE LIEKS GTAVC LIKE ME ITS SOOOOOOOO REALISTIC LIKE THE CITY AND PEOPLE WALKING AROUND THAT ANOTHER PROBLEM WITH NINTENDO IS THEY DONT LIKE REALISTIC CAUSE THAT ZELDA HAHA IT SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY JUST THINKING ABOUT IT AND FANBOYS SAYING ITS GOOD EVEN THO ITS NOT

NINTENDO BOSS I HERE IS GAY

WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT NEW GAYBOY WITH 2 SCREENS HMM THAT A REALLY GOOD IDEA NINTENDO HMM I BET LIEK ALL THE FANBOYS JUST BUY IT SO NINTENDO MIGHT NOT GO OUT OF BUISNESS THAT SOOOOO LAME ITS SO FUNNY CAUSE NINTENDO SAYS IF NEW DS FAILS THEN WE GO OUT OF BUISNESS WHY DO YOU THINK THEY SAY THAT THEY KNOW THERE NO MORE NINTENDO SYSTEMS EVEN THERE PRESIDENT SAYS WE DONT LIKE BETTER GRAPHICS AND BETTER SYSTEM WTF MAYBE THIS MAKE SENSE TO ME IF I GAY LIKE YOU BUT HAHA I LIKE PS2 NINTENDO JUST TRICKING YOU INTO BUYING THAT SO THEY GET MONEY TO RETIRE LIKE SEGA OH YA EVEN PS2 IS GETTING NEW PSP SYSTEM WHAT IS LIKE SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN GAYBOY HMMM CAN GAYBOY PLAY GAMES THAT LOOK AS GOOD LIKE PS2 GAMES NO YOU KNOW NINTENDO OUT OF BUISNESS LIKE ME BUT YOU KEEP PLAYING MONKEY BALLS GAMES HMMM I WANDER WHAT THAT MEANS HAHAHA KTHANKSBYE