Brandish The Sand-Hammer

Here we post, without any modification, the actual English instructions for a third-party maracas controller (for the Dreamcast's Samba de Amigo). In the words of Next Generation magazine this is, quite possibly, the finest instruction booklet ever made. The more you read it, the funnier it is.

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